Reggie Evans flopped a little too hard (smthng via Flickr)

In his 11-year journeyman career, Brooklyn Nets forward Reggie Evans has finally made history: He is the first NBA player to be fined for flopping.

Evans was fined $5,000 for his second flopping offense, a league source told Yahoo! Sports on Wednesday.

– Via Adrian Wojnarowski

I take humbrage at Woj’s assertion that this is the first historic moment for Reggie Evans. Remember that one time he tried to castrate Chris Kaman?

Anyhoo, Reggie is the first NBA player fined for flopping and in his sorry honor,I give you Midnight Star’s “No Parking (On The Dance Floor)”, except imagine the chorus as “No flopping, Reggie, no flopping on the hard court.” A stretch but I haven’t posted anything in weeks, so enjoy the funky filler material.